My Dogs

Me to my dog: "Can't you be thankful for the water I gave you? That water could've been used for watering plants, but I gave it to you.

While typing this: *dogs stare at me*

I Thought Of This In The Car

 If I had a made a Nativity Musical for Christmas, when the wise men visit Mary they will sing "Mary Did You Know?" like, it really suits them, especially since they are wise...